This is a sequel to the more experimental video #Million$$$DollarCheesesteak, which I posted on the JustMisterESQ YouTube page in May. To recap: the Complainant alleged that Imma Sue’s offer to pay $1 Million to the first person that gets her a Philly cheesesteak is actually a unilateral contract, which she breached by failing to pay him the money.

Today, Imma Sue responds!

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#Million$$$Cheesesteak Part 2 (Lyrics)

It’s been a long time! Shouldn’t have left you
With no response to that rhyme there nephew!
So at this time I’ma bless you! As I announce that I’m counsel who represents Sue!
Now I present this defense, dude!
Ya man’s dense to think that an M’s good recompense to
His little errand!
And it’s apparent y’all don’t think it’s fair, and
Well, thank you for sharing!
But you ain’t scaring nothing!
You’re just bluffing, son
Not to embarrass ya, you don’t have enough to touch us!
We’re like Hammer, bruh!
And I ain’t touching on the way he touched my client, he battered her!
Remember, bruh?

(Flashback)
Still had the nerve to try to take the steak and so I gave it!
All in ya face, and I enjoyed it, but things escalated!

(Normal)

We’ll discuss that latter! But yo, basically
Ya failed to state a claim and thus there ain’t a thing a court will pay ya!

Maybe I missed it! You’re claiming that a contract was breached!
Well, show me where it existed!
We riffing bout a radio host known for playing more jokes
Than Steve-O, and you the Jackass, raising ya hopes!
Tryna make a mill off a cheesesteak, for Pete’s Sake!
Guess you ain’t read the paper that week, you’d see that
My client filed a Chapter 13 that week, mang
To try to stop a foreclosure filed by KeyBank!

She’s in bankruptcy so where’s the money you dummy?!
So tell me how objectively you expect her to front it!
You said there’s no acceptance unless ya relying on an,
Offer from a reasonable stance!
Guess there’s no mutual assent!
Remember, offer, acceptance, consideration a contract make!
You take one away, well then baby you got no cake!
Take her financial state! And take
Her reputation as a joker, the court gon’ say you just loc’ing!
There’s no offer to accept, she’s just blowing smoke and you’re hopeless!
So all those clowns as Max’s and Twitter tags you be showing!
Mean no thing! It’s over son, and still I ain’t done!
One moment as I cock and aim this smoking gun!

(Flashback)

“It ain’t Important! If we’re talking sales of goods, it’s another story!
That’s another song for another day, ignore
The Categories aforesaid! Let’s forget the Statute of Frauds!”

(Normal)

No, you’re wrong, but it’s all good!
Or should I say it’s all goods?!
C’mon Smalls…FOCUS!
You killing yo’self, you sure ain’t killing me!
For real and remember, per the UCC!
All things that may move at the time of ID
Are goods! And baby I’ll tell ya why that’s good for me!
Now look!
Per 2-201, all sales of 500 dollars or more fall under the Statute of Frauds!
That covers a dumb contract for a million dollars selling a good!
A sale of a good means passing of title
From seller to buyer
Conveyed for a price tag! When greater than 5
Hundred Bucks then You’ve gotta make it in writing!
Ahhhh! Ain’t it exciting?!
I think if my client had paid your guy it’d make her a buyer.
And your guy a seller! Exchanging the title
Of the Cheesesteak, because it’s done to make him a dollar!
The steak is a good, so you lames are required to write it up!
Yup! Now ya stuck, outta luck!
Just wasting my time with this stuff! Give it up!
You must not know me baby! But keep on playing!
Make ya threats and send ya little complaint! I’ll be waiting!